Filed under: Asking for It, T.V. | Tags: americas next top model, antm, cycle 11, new season, pictures
Do you love this Top Model promo pic, or do you LOVE it? Summer of Love, indeed. Anyway, the new contestants for Cycle 11 are now on display, and as usual it does not look promising, but lets face it, this show has nothing to do with modeling and everything to do with watching Tyra spiral toward complete and total lunacy.
At least that’s what it’s about for me.
Here are some of the unlucky contestants:
Um, is this a joke? This girl looks exactly like Saleisha, and her name is Nikeysha. I’m not lying.
Here’s the new Eastern Bloc contestant, Elina. She’s from the Eukraine, and hopefully she’s the new Natasha.
Here’s Marjorie, ANTM’s obvious answer to Agyness Deyn right down to the jazz shoes. She’s one of the “edgy” contestants, and here’s the other:
See, she even has textured tights on. So edgy, just like her name, which is McKey. What? How do you even say that–is it like “Mickey” but just spelled weird? Whatever.
Okay, now this is interesting. Isis is this year’s model with “the issue.” She was born a man, and I’m not sure how far along she is in her metamorphosis, but this picture is pretty convincing. Yes, this is a publicity stunt, but who cares? At least the plight of a transgendered person will be humanized for a huge audience.
The trainwreck starts September 3.
See the rest of the contestants here.
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