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Dear Lauren Conrad, Stop Already!
Thursday, April 3, 2008, 09:15 k
Filed under: Asking for It, Designer Spotlight | Tags: , , ,

Dear Lauren Conrad,

These little clothing collections you keep unleashing on the public are really starting to break my spirit. You seem like a smart girl, and I’m sure that nobody is more surprised than you that the show you’re on has become such a huge hit. Hey, you want to take this whole fame thing to the bank–I get it! But honey, just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

If you don’t believe me, I’d like to point your attention to exhibit A:

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Come on, lady. You can’t think this is good design. It looks like one of those Genuine Turkish Towel Wraps that they sell at Skymall:

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Nobody wants that. It’s the kind of thing that would end up on the sale rack at Forever 21, ripped and stained with chocolate or blue raspberry Icee (because half the people who shop there have 5 kids each, and those fuckers are messy). Yet, you charge $150 for it. Girl, it’s just puffed up cotton!

Not only that, but you’ve named this collection “Les Deux,” and no self-respecting designer would name their line after a has been LA club owned by Ashton Kutcher. Honestly.
–Valentina

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so are Lauren and Adriana still getting along alright?

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