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Jade and Her Apple Bottoms
Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 06:00 k
Filed under: Ads, Asking for It, Denim | Tags: , , , , , ,

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Jade was one of my least favorite models ever on America’s Next Top Model, and I don’t think I need to explain my reasons for this. So, imagine my dismay when I witnessed this ad while pouring over the latest issue of Teen Vogue (don’t judge me!).

Jade got a job?!?!?! Woh!

Of course, it is for Apple Bottoms, but still, it’s a job, and I bet she got paid way more for this ad campaign than I made this whole year. Not to mention, it’s a teeny bit (not by much!) cooler than Jaslene’s depressing Walmart ad.

What’s with these jeans anyway–would you EVER wear them? I mean, really, why is Nelly “designing” denim? Who does he think he is, Amanda Bynes? I’ve never seen even one person sporting these apple-appliqued jeans. Well, except for Jade.

Also, isn’t this the worst ad ever? I love that she’s embracing herself in front of a tree that looks like it’s been through a long, cold winter, but still managed to bloom some Red Delicious.

It must be the power of Jade’s own little apple bottom.

–V. Thread

Other America’s Next Top Model Articles:

On the Same Page:Jaslene and Walmart. Sad.

The Nov 26th issue of Footwear News: OMG! America’s Next Top Model Jaslene got a job!!!!

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You obviously have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to Jade, Apple Bottoms, Nelly or fashion as a whole. Why don’t you stick to what you know…which is???

Comment by Miss Apple

Am I the only one that notices that she has to break her back to show off the non-ass that she has….Where is the apple-bottom??? And her face looks so bad in this picture…

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Good to hear that jade has a job now. your right, jade is one of the hottest model of apple bottoms. i love the jeans she wearing right now. looks very attractive. looking for more post.

-sidney-

Comment by applebottoms

Jade looks like crap in most of the photos, except for the one with the really long hair. She really is a suckey model isn’t she. I don’t know why they chose her for this campaign?

Comment by ellie




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