Jade and Her Apple Bottoms
Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 06:00 k
Filed under: Ads, Asking for It, Denim | Tags: , , , , , ,


Jade was one of my least favorite models ever on America’s Next Top Model, and I don’t think I need to explain my reasons for this. So, imagine my dismay when I witnessed this ad while pouring over the latest issue of Teen Vogue (don’t judge me!).

Jade got a job?!?!?! Woh!

Of course, it is for Apple Bottoms, but still, it’s a job, and I bet she got paid way more for this ad campaign than I made this whole year. Not to mention, it’s a teeny bit (not by much!) cooler than Jaslene’s depressing Walmart ad.

What’s with these jeans anyway–would you EVER wear them? I mean, really, why is Nelly “designing” denim? Who does he think he is, Amanda Bynes? I’ve never seen even one person sporting these apple-appliqued jeans. Well, except for Jade.

Also, isn’t this the worst ad ever? I love that she’s embracing herself in front of a tree that looks like it’s been through a long, cold winter, but still managed to bloom some Red Delicious.

It must be the power of Jade’s own little apple bottom.

–V. Thread

Other America’s Next Top Model Articles:

On the Same Page:Jaslene and Walmart. Sad.

The Nov 26th issue of Footwear News: OMG! America’s Next Top Model Jaslene got a job!!!!


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You obviously have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to Jade, Apple Bottoms, Nelly or fashion as a whole. Why don’t you stick to what you know…which is???

Comment by Miss Apple

Am I the only one that notices that she has to break her back to show off the non-ass that she has….Where is the apple-bottom??? And her face looks so bad in this picture…

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Good to hear that jade has a job now. your right, jade is one of the hottest model of apple bottoms. i love the jeans she wearing right now. looks very attractive. looking for more post.


Comment by applebottoms

Jade looks like crap in most of the photos, except for the one with the really long hair. She really is a suckey model isn’t she. I don’t know why they chose her for this campaign?

Comment by ellie

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